zkac:

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

beetledrink:

facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

silverhawk:

gordonm99:

free-market-pluralist:

hotgirltori:

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minerponyfeldspar:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i ran a super smash brothers club in high school and we literally had to shut it down for this reason. like the class that used the room after us was complaining that the room was unusable

Friend saw this in Lubbock